Sunday, August 30, 2009

The Jap-s Vs. The Chi-s

The Japanese & the Chinese have been competing each other since the old days. Even up till now, they still compete each other. In our daily life, we always come across these.

"Made in Japan" & "Made in China"

The Japanese has SONY!!!

Then the Chinese has AKIRA!!!

Been competing with each other for generations, don't they realize that both of them do share things in common!

First of all, its the CREATIVITY of creating new things... Everyday a lot of products manufactured by the both countries. Anything we can think of, they can make it... They research it, design it, build it and then brand it.

Even the CONDOMS also come with designs...

Look how creativity are them. These not only attract the adults but also kids too! No wonder the sex industries in Japan are BOOMING...

When you think those above aren't POWERFUL or KICK enough.

They always have the solutions for you...

When the Jap-s can do it... The Chinese can do it too...

Introducing you...

The EDIBLE sanitary pad...

WHAT!?!?! Sanitary pad also can be eaten??? NABEHHH!!! Can't imagine that!

The Chinese said YESSS!!! They said: "很好吃 & 很Q!" [Very delicious & very springy!!!]

Not only the SANITARY PADS...

Even the CONDOMS are edible too... Wah Liao!!!

Introducing the brand DELICIOUS!!! The edible condoms instead of using it. No wonder the population in China is always BOOMING!!!

Both countries do share a lot in common. They eat rice as their staple of foods, they drink teas, both countries people do have the "sepet" eyes, the gods each pray do look resemble and etc.

That's because both also ASIANS.

And ASIANS are mostly PERVEERRRTTTTT...

Hahahahaha!!!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

It's Your 21st Birthday, Hui Hui

Last two weeks on the 11/08/09, I went to a birthday party of a friend of mine.

It was Poh Hui's 21st Birthday. [Thank you for the invitation]
A 21st Birthday that she had it with...

her family members.

Her "ji moii ji moii" & "heng tai heng taii" friends...

And also US!

It's one nice party that we all had BBQ and we don't have to grill for ourselves.

The foods was just there, all we do is just Wait, Take & EAT!!! The words that best describe it are NICE & SIOOOKKKK...

Don't you agree with me, "Xiao Mei Mei"!!! Hehehe.

Other than the foods, it was FUN too when everyone gather together in a place. The merrier the people, the more the FUN it is. You can chat, laugh, play around, kacau people, story telling, becoming 仙 [SIAN]. Or even...

Fantasizing around!!!
WEE: "Wiiiiiiiiiii, I'm soo happppyyyy!!!"

Boon Jing: "Wee, are you okay?" hahaha!

At that night, there is this gift that caught my attention.

It's the birthday balloon that Ming Hui got it for Poh Hui!

Carried & played with it for the whole night long in Poh Hui's house.

The balloon not only caught my attention, it caught mostly everyone attention that includes...

YUNG SHIN!

CHEE HWA!

ANDY!

FUN is FUN, but it still have the limit. Make sure that we didn't cross the boundaries. When we cross it, Fun is not fun anymore. Especially in these "HUNGRY-GHOST FESTIVAL" in the lunar calendar.

It's because...

ACCIDENTS MAY HAPPEN SOMETIME!!!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

A Post Dedicated To You, Spammer

Yong: "我问天, 我问天. 甘会冻麦崇治!!!"

[Wa Meng Ti, Wa Meng Ti. Kam Ei Tang Mai Chong Di!!!] (Hockien)
I ask the SKY, can you don't fool me! (English)

Not only that I ask the SKY, I ask myself too...
Why I'm so "Fat"???
Why I'm so being so "Immature"???
Why I'm so an "Uncle"???

Till now, there are a lot of answers to explain all these...

BUT...
IT'S OKAY!!! No one is perfect, the length of each fingers at our hand is all not in the same length. We may not be perfect, but we all just what we are...

Even though being an fatty.
I'm still HAPPY being myself and we all should. :)

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Lion In Bandar

These entry is all about the lion that Jances got for Ho Wee during his 22nd Birthday...

These is one very intelligent, super duper cool & completely different lion compare to the all the lions in the wild.

As for these one, I believe it's born in China that sailed on the ship & reached Brunei.

During the daytime, while the Sun is shining hard up at the sky.

The lion wears a straw hat to provide shade for him!!!

And drinks big bottle of water to quench its thirst before he got dehydrate.

During the night, it's some leisure time that he may go to the mini bar to chill...

But before that, he'll

He'll wears one cap to make sure he looks COOL...

He smokes...

And drinks too...

It's one lion that gets into human's lifestyle... For all the lions around the world... One thing that is obviously different between these lion and the lions in the wild is that...

These is one lion that DOESN'T biteeee......

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Thanks to George for the photo-taking :)

Friday, August 14, 2009

From bbq to ELECTROQQ

During the dinosaur age, men used to eat raw meats...

Everyday
they have to chase the "ayam"

or hid behind the bushes to hunt down the "kambing"

Everyday the same raw meats and it's always RAW. And there weren't any seasoning or spices like what we had now in the past.

Till one day,
Men got bored of eating raw meats and it meant it's time for a change!!! They thought for a long long time & can't come up with any new idea.

Suddenly a man shouted: "Let's have something else different like human raw meats instead of animal raw meats!!!"

And MIRACLE happened right before these tragedy happen!

A lightning struck at one of the tree branches & caused ...

FIRE!!!

The humans were so shocked & scared thinking that the god must be punishing them for their silly idea. They threw the AYAMs & KAMBINGs to the fire as an offerings to the God & asking for forgiveness.

After a while, they smelt something from the fire... It came from the AYAMs & KAMBINGs, they were amazed and wondering what happened to the offerings. One daredevil stood out & took the one of the offerings and stuffed it into his mouth.

After a while...
These happened!!!

And that's how Barbecue starts.

BBQ had been a famous activity among us that we BBQ at our house area, beaches, forest reserves, balcony area & etc. Everything always has its PROs & Cons that same goes into bbq. Nothing is perfect that BBQ is quite dangerous too...

That's because
Small fire starts from a small spark that rub together & it'll lead to...

Bigger FIRE. [a picture taken by Andy's friend at DST Building in Brunei & sent it to me. That's what happened in Brunei recently. Extraaaa HOOTTTT weather, hazy & forest fire everywhere.]

For the sake of safety, peoples find ways to do more safety bbq. For the people's demand, here comes an invention which I named it as "ELECTROQQ" in here.

It's the same thing except these is operated with electricity but not charcoal...

We can put the meat on the hot plate & grill it. We even can adjust the heat level that we can control the hotness.

The time period for the foods to be grill is way more faster & efficient than using charcoal.

Other than meats,

"Jagung" also can be grill too.

With these ELECTROQQ,
Our hands won't get BLACK while panggang-ing.

And these comes with one extra function, under the hot plate there is one plate.

Where we can simmer the Chicken Wings. Say bye bye to "Chao Tah" wings & Hello to "Kut-Kut" wings. [hockien]

And I encountered this ELECTROQQ at Soon Tiong's house.

This is Soon Ai, Soon Tiong's smallest brother & his 2nd little brother, Soon Hao is at Australia studying.

Other than enjoying the "electroqq" foods, we had other foods as well... Soon Tiong's parent are both great hosts.

They keep offering us Foods, Desserts, Juices & worrying that we won't have enough foods to eat, are we full yet and etc.

Fried Keow Tiaw [Wet]

Fried Mee [Wet]

ToFu Fah

Imagine the foods, the peoples, the fun we had among the old friends. It was one great night dining in Tiong's place.

Wee gave double "Peace" instead of two-thumbs up!!!
And also some muscle showing pose.
FAILED!!!

And these is how a real man does it...
Yeahhh...

Not only Wee alone that enjoyed the night.
Everyone that attended too!

[Soon Tiong's farewell dinner on the 18th July 2009]